ClandestineLab

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<<newinv $player>>\ <<newinv $shop>>\ <<newinv $storage>>\ <<set $cash to 100>>\ <<set $day to 0>>\ <<set $arrestChance to 0>>\ <<set $acidhead to 1>> <<set $retardCheck to 0>>\ <<set $retard to 1>>\ <<set $retardanoia to 0>>\ <<set setup.prices = new Map([ ["Lysergic Acid", 10], ["Diethylamide Magic", 25], ["LSD", 100], ["DMT 1", 12], ["DMT 2", 5], ["DMT 3", 50], ["Little bit o' nuthin", 3] ])>>\ <<pickup $shop "Lysergic Acid" 10 "Diethylamide Magic" 25 "DMT 1" 12>>\ <<pickup $player "LSD" 5>>\ <h1> What's your name?<<textbox "$name" "Some Faggot">> [[Start]] </h1>

cash: @@#cash;<<= $cash>>@@

<<widget "cash">> <<set $cash to Math.clamp($cash + _args[0], 0, Infinity)>> <<replace "#cash">><<= $cash>><</replace>> <</widget>> <<widget "buylink">> <<set _item to _args[0]>> <<set _amount to _args[1]>> <<set _price to setup.prices.get(_item) || 1>> <p @data-item="_item" class="buy-listing"> <span>_item - $ _price</span> <span class="count">_amount</span> <span class="buy-link"> <<capture _item, _amount, _price>> <<link "Buy">> <<if $cash < _price>> <<run UI.alert("You broke piece of shit!")>> <<else>> <<cash `-1 * _price`>> <<transfer $shop $player _item 1>> <<set _amount -->> <<if _amount > 0>> <<replace `"p.buy-listing[data-item=\"" + _item + "\"] > .count"`>>_amount<</replace>> <<else>> <<remove `"p.buy-listing[data-item=\"" + _item + "\"]"`>> <</if>> <</if>> <</link>> <</capture>> </span> </p> <</widget>> <<widget "selllink">> <<set _item to _args[0]>> <<set _amount to _args[1]>> <<set _price to setup.prices.get(_item) || 1>> <p @data-item="_item" class="sell-listing"> <span>_item</span> <span class="count">_amount</span> <span class="sell-link"> <<capture _item, _amount, _price>> <<link "Sell">> <<cash _price>> <<transfer $player $shop _item 1>> <<set _amount -->> <<if _amount > 0>> <<replace `"p.sell-listing[data-item=\"" + _item + "\"] > .count"`>>_amount<</replace>> <<else>> <<remove `"p.sell-listing[data-item=\"" + _item + "\"]"`>> <</if>> <</link>> <</capture>> </span> </p> <</widget>>

<<link "Inventory">> <<run Dialog.setup("Inventory", "inventory"); Dialog.wiki(Story.get("Inventory").text); Dialog.open()>> <</link>>

<<inv $player filter>>

Hey $name, you are at your house. <<if $acidhead >1 and $retard == 1>>\ <<goto "deadhead">>\ <</if>>\ <<if $retardCheck == 0>> [[Check the mirror|mirror]] <</if>>\ <<if $retard == 1 and $retardCheck == 1>> "What the fuck is a mirror?" [[Check wordbook|dictionary]] <</if>>\ <<if $retardCheck == 1 && $retard != 1>> [[Check mirror just to be sure...|mirror]] <</if>> <<if $player.has('LSD', 1)>> <img src="https://imgur.com/x8FhmZj.png" width="60%"> <<link "Take some acid!" `passage()`>><<drop $player "LSD" 1>><<set $acidhead += $acidhead>><</link>> <</if>> [[go to your lab|Lab]] [[Open storage locker|Storage]] [[Go to the market|Market]]

<h2>On hand:</h2>\ <<give $player $storage stack all filter>> <h2>In storage:</h2>\ <<take $storage $player stack all filter>> [[Go back|Start]]

You arrive at the market! [[Buy Items|Buy]] [[Sell Items|Sell]] [[Go home|Start]]

<h2>Items for sale:</h2> <div class="shopping-interface"> <<for _item, _amount range $shop.table>> <<buylink _item _amount>> <</for>> </div> <br><br> [[Go back|Market]]

<h2>Items on hand:</h2> <div class="shopping-interface"> <<for _item, _amount range $player.table>> <<selllink _item _amount>> <</for>> </div> <br><br> [[Go back|Market]]

<<if $retardCheck == 0>>\ <video width=100% controls autoplay> <source src="https://imgur.com/g2vz4Qg.mp4" type="video/mp4"> </video>\ <<set $retardCheck to 1>>\ <<set $retarded to 1>>\ Ah, shit! I'm retarded. I better read a book something. [[leave|Start]] <<else>> <<if $retardanoia > 4>> Man, You're real paranoid about being retarded. <</if>>\ <img src="https://i.imgur.com/CbItbmc.jpeg" width="60%"> <<set $retardanoia to $retardanoia + 1>> I don't think I'm retarded... [[leave|Start]] <</if>>

You can't remember how to use your wordbook so you consult on old friend. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/3IDXQfI.jpeg" width=50%> Ah, thanks Clippy! I don't think I'm retarded anymore. <<set $retard to 0>> [[leave|Start]]

<<if $player.has("Lysergic Acid") and $player.has("Diethylamide Magic")>> <<link "Make some Acid! " `passage()`>><<drop $player "Lysergic Acid" 1>><<drop $player "Diethylamide Magic" 1>><<pickup $player "LSD" 1>><</link>> <<else>> Hmm... I guess you can't make shit,.. <</if>> [[back|Start]]

Ah, shit. You forgot to check to see if you were retarded before you took so much acid. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/j37avvU.png" width="80%"> You thought you were Bud Dwyer for a second there, and well uh... hey man nice shot, I guess. [[Try Again|StoryInit]]